Curling City - Sųren Shuffle Jensen

Sųren Shuffle Jensen
Västra Skrävlingevägen 102, 2vån.
21234 Malmö, Sweden
Priapismus ... ALL RISE:-)
Denmark

ID#	Created	Changed	Membername	Last logon
52	1999.12.01	2008.08.18	Shuffle	2008.08.18 09:37:11

Merits

1996:First time I saw curling. WCC. in Hamilton ONT. Partied for 9 days in CAPS, the curlingbar under the stands. Won the trip there by becomming Danish Shuffleboard Champion. I have been curlingfan/player ever since:-)

1997: WCC. in Berne (SWI). Partied for 9 days. Played my first rock (GTM)Met the MArgarita CC and my coach BEN.
1997:6th. in Garmisch Parten Kirchen.
1997:6th. Windmill Cup. Great partys!!
1997:Europeans in Füssen. Volunteer.(security) It“s not a joke;-) Singing with italian team in the dynamite bar. and drinking with the finnish team.

1998:7th. Windmill cup.
1998: Drunk and Bottom 5 ranking at the Oberstdorf Mixed.
1998:Europeans in Flims. Volunteer.(umpire) played flipper bottle curling in dressingroom:ö) cant explain rules!
1998: 4th at Danish Championships Qualifications for 1. Division

1998: 12th at Gentofte Cup, Gentofte, Denmark

1999:Too much party at the Oberstdorf Mixed and ended up somewhere last in ranking but closed Weinklause every night..
1999: Top 20 at the Windmill Cup.
1999: WINNER in Hamburg Hafen with a great teameffort. 2 Canadians and Gus v Imhoff. Thanks for great time.
1999: 4th. at the Danish Undercup Tour.
1999: Europeans in Chamonix. PARTYING and CHEERING for 9 days. Witnessed the magic shot of Hammy Mcmillan vs DEN in the final. Angel-raise take out and stick for the gold. AMAZING!!

2000:Quarterfinal Hvidovre cup Denmark.
2000:3rd. at Margarita Millenium Trophy in New York. USA. New years eve. on the ice.
2000: Bronze medal Winner at the Danish Mixed Championships.
2000:WCC in Braehead (Glasgow).What a great party.Trisha Miller was born. Met the Hendersons. adapted into their family and got permission to wear their kilt and family tarton.
2000:Team Jamaica at Oberstdorf Mixed. Great parties. Ended up at the bottom ranking again. Trolle, and dutch girls.
2000:Windmill cup. Team Us against the rest. Ended up 8th. Cool parties!
2000:Europeans in Oberstdorf. Volunteer.(umpire) Best parties ever at the Curling Village. DJing with Phillip Jacoby. Met Speedo first time ever in the black beer bar!!

2001:Quarterfinal at Hvidovre cup. Lost the game without playing “cause we overslept. Too much party all night:-) its all ab. priorities!:ö)
2001:WCC in Lausanne. Volunteer.(umpire) Danced on tables+ was DJ;-)
2001: Oberstdorf mixed: 62nd. with a fantastic norwegian team. Team Flügel aber stark.(Bente and Camilla Claussen)
2001:Cortina with Team Birthday. Ranking(Top 25). Markus Fischers birthday.WAU!!
2001: Stephen Hinds BBQ in London.GREAT!
2001:Windmill cup. Team Jartravatids!! 14th I think. Once again we had much fun. Rosie, Plough, Ben and I.
2001:Margarita Worlds Hamburg. Forgot our ranking, but it was one big and great party. Team Love: Speedo, Barnie, Scottie and I. Mascot was Alien Heidi. First Pyramide was done!
2001:Taarnby Cup. Ranking at the bottom. Tequila Rex did the trick!
2001:Hamburg Hafen. Forgot ranking, but we won a lovely shampoo.Played 2 games!!
2001:Europeans in Vierumäki.Volunteer.I
was sacked as Umpire, “coz I put my ALIEN HEIDI in the UMPIRECHAIR in the 5th. end break. Was runner-up against Dave Merklinger in CAPS-finals.

Hvidovre cup 2002: Ranking in bottom half, but nice partys. Thanks to HCC.+ my norwegian teammates (Team Nordic Pleasure) for a great bonspiel.

Winter Olympics (SLC) 2002: Cheerleader for the Danes, Russians and all the other teams. Together with Barnie, Scottie and Trisha Miller "the Elephant" FANTASTIC roadtrip from Vancouver to SLC. 24 hours driving. 18 days of partying, visited Olympic City and team Russia:ö) Witnessed Norwegian and Scottish gold medals. partied with gold medalists Rhona Martin team.

From 1997 to 2000. Played a number of danish bonspiels (Taarnby, Gentofte, Esbjerg, Aarhus, Rungsted) but never won any. But always great parties!! GO DENMARK!!

March 2002: Partied at the Junior Worlds in Kelowna, Canada. Great time there. Met Pat Ryan + Guy Hemmings).;-) Thanks to Andy Hull for accomdation arrangements at a partyhouse plus taking me to a hockeygame. Did we ever get drunk? I was lucky to find my passport again! hehehe..

May 2002: Touched a few rocks (more like on the rocks HAHAHA..), without playing, in Obersdorf Mixed. Had some drinks at the Weinklause and in the Curlingbar. Sorry but I don't remember much more!! I wonder why? CHEERS!!

May/June 2002: WINNER at Saint Petersburg Trophy, Russia. with Team Drinkalot. (Joel Ostrowski, David Zeuthen and Anastasiya Skoultan) Undefeated. Asked stacy the BIG Question in a hottub with 18 Roses.
Thanks for a wonderful time and some great partys with vodka and saunas!!!

Dec. 2002: Europeans in Grindelwald. Volunteered as a bartender;-) and developed into an international cheerleader instead ;-) Speedo and I were fired from the bar coz we made too much party. Cleaned tables rest of the week while drinking "coke":-) got fired there too..!! hehehe.. drank it all away. Wodka redbull always helps..

Jan. 2003: Played Hvidovre Cup with Team Birkeland (Norway). Once again we had lots of fun on and off the ice;-))

April 2003. Worlds in Winnipeg. I was the one wearing a vikinghat, danish flag and a blow-up elephant on my back:-) Don“t ask me why please:-) DID WE EVER HAVE FUN THERE?:-) Trisha and I were interviewed by CBC.
THANKS TO MR. JON MEAD AND WINNIPEG FOR A GREAT TIME and first class hospitality. Thanks to my Henderson brothers Scotty and Bruce for SO much fun and chearing. Winnipeg ROCKS!!
At the players party I beat Mr. Dave Merklinger in the CAPS final. So now I“m World Champion.:-) great Patch !

May 2003: Oberstdorf Mixed. Our Team (BOTTOMS UP) didn“t quit manage to be last, ONLY 85th. (second last):-) Thanks to my team (Steffi, Speedo and Andreas) They did very well even if it was their, respectivly 1st, 4th and 2nd time on ice. RESPECT. Keep on curling guys!
Thanks to the organizers for a great 25th. anniversary bonspiel. C U next year again:-)

June 2003: 4th at the first Madrid bonspiel. A start of wonderful friendships! History in making.

October 18th. Played the Lovespiel in Andorra. Won the shufflecup, with Stacy, Chris, Antonio and Speedo.
WHAT A WEEKEND:-) BIGTIME Gracias to all our friends who showed up at our wedding there! We love you all!!!

May 2004:What a great time at the MIXED in Oberstdorf. Thanks to my team Nordic Pleassure (Ingvild, Bente, Camilla and David) and Ragnar (mascot), Joel and LM for support! DON“T WE JUST HATE PANTS? GUMMIPERVERS FOREVER:-) dropped pants many times.:ö)
A good stone now is better than a perfect stone tomorrow!!;-)

June 2004: played Cortina with Loren, Charlotte and Anastasia. Once again a GREAT time and now in the NEW arena:-) Incredibly we ended up last! hehehe..

September 2004: 2nd Madrid International bonspiel: Thanks to my team Antonio "Molli", Martina Zurlohe (1st. time playing a bonspiel) and Anastasia for a great time and a 5th place. What can I say... perfect ice, new Icepalace, great hosts, LONG parties, sunshine and spanish at it“s best!! Try it!! Ill be back again!!

October 2004: 6th. at Malmö anniversary Cup with Team Chicken from Helsingborg.

October 2004: 5th. at Helsingborg Open with Team Chicken. Det var lugnt:-)

November 2004: 8th at Taarnby Cup with Team Jones (Loren, Stefan and Göster) In spite of Gösters and my injury (his neck and my elbow) we still did well. Can“t believe I fell over twice in the same game:-)

Oberstdorf Mixed 2005. Priapismus CC. Was born!Molli, Einstein, Speedo and I.
1st to arrive there on wednesday afternoon, but last to leave the bar sunday night:ö). Ended up 27th (my best result ever)at the Mixed, Team Priapismus 4ever. Can't believe we made it on the ice sunday morning 9am.
Thank you Antonio for joining singing Angels (Robbie W.) at the banquett, dancing on the wall in the weinklause and skipping so well (Spanish tactics)"put the broom here and I aim somewhere else" LOL., Speedo for your great guards (you should play lead for Germany) and beercounting abilities, Katja Kiiskinen (Katjuska/Einstein) for teaching us to drink finnish (booze) in finnish ways, your laughs, great play and ideas and personality, Joelsky Ostrowski "for attending the same party as Priapismus" and for all your "stand up comedy like improvising material" you constantly fired at everybody... LOL, ROFL.. my stomac still hurts from all the laughing, my (lost)voice from singing and (pounding) head from Weinklause red bull wodkas.
The weather was SHIT, but what does that matter when people you curl with and meet around are PERFECT... and the organizers did such a great job making everybody forget the cold snowy weather. DANKE Oberstdorf. Special thanks to Chamonix, Hot Rubbers, Celtic Tigers for great moments:-)
Norwegian, Chech, German, Irish(Celtic Tigers), French (Chamonix), Finnish, Swiss, Swedes, Italian, Austrian, USA and many more... Oberstdorf is more mixed than our drinks.
Margarita CC spirit all over. And Harry, I'll get you later for putting an "eye" in my beer at the banquett..LOL..
ps: late for my plane home, waited 12 extra hours at Munich Airport, slept on chairs.

3rd Madrid Bonspiel 2005: Priapismus stroke again. Won 3 lost 2. 13th. in ranking.
Thanks to Katja "Einstein", Speedo, Joel "material man", Antonio "mi hermano" Anton "Batugin" for being in Priapismus! Special thanks to Izaskun "Ishimishi" for being who U are and a part of our partygroup. you are the BEST!! START curling Ishi.!!!
Very special thanks to Martina and family Zurlohe for daring to host the team Priapismus, thanks to the earplugs they used! great festa de terassa! Martina you are the GREATEST HOST:-) Back again next year!!:ö)

Muchas gracias a Rafael in el Palacio de Hielo. Mi amigo!! Viva As De Copas!

Thanks to the organizers and all the teams making this event so great and fun as it is. Special thanks to team Ferbey, Randy, David, Scott and Marcel for the signed Broom!:-)

I have to mention:
Ice Maidens, Babarians, Team Duncan craige, Team Fassina Cortina, Team Leon, Greg, Josep, Ana, Andrew, Mark "CRAFT-moment" Harry and Andreas, As de Copas and dutch ladies team and Both Jaggers teams. Thanks to you the partys cant be described they must be lived!! Madrid forever!!:-) VIVA ESP.

Andorra EMCC 2005 in Canillo.
A great arrangment. Outstanding parties. Ive to thank especially Josep, Andrew, Pink Ladies, Aunty Joan, Lorna for speaking and teaching lornish, Chris Mr presdident, Antonio mi hermano for crazy dances in basement disco, Pierre for making us all look soper compared to you, katarina and Alen of Croatia, Gerrit Jan, Isabelle of LUX, the french and swiss for fun roomparties, Italy for being the CHAMPIONS OF HEARTS, Scotland: Rhona, Cathryn, Greig and Derek for being so fun and nice to drink and dine with!!
Mark and Scott.. what can I say... was an honour helping you with the ice one night after our dinner pop/who knows what quiz. was it 28 floods and 68.000 liters of water used that week? LOL..

Jacuzzitimes were great and together with all curlers attenting I guess I can say that we will NEVER forget those meassures the bartenders gave us.! WAU!! almost no space for the cola in the barcardi!! SALUTE!!
The italian presentation night for next years EMCC in Claud was fantastic. GREAT wine, food and company. STANDING OVATION for TEAM ITALY when entering. WAU.. U won SO much more than any medal.. our hearts! Anybody who was there know what I am talking about. Mille grazie ITALIA!!

Finland, Sweden, Hungary, Poland, Russia, Ireland, Especially LUXEMBOURG(great seeing U again Thomas) all you people made this a unforgettable event that has come to stay!! VIVA EMCC!!

Next time I suggest we all show up in Bathropes for the after banquett party, if its going to be so hot and the floor so dirty again!!:-)

ANA ARCE... the world is waiting for the calendar!! :-)

I could write 1000 more words about this EMCC but suggest everybody to show up for next year in Claud, Italy instead, to experience it yourself. WAU!!
VIVA ITALY, VIVA CURLINGSPIRIT!!

2005. Helsingborg Open. Played for RCK, Rungsteds team B52. Against the odds we went on to play for the 3rd place, but I had to leave due to my COLDPLAY concert commitment.Thank you Helsingborg.. always a pleassure curling in your cozy icerink!!

Taarnby Cup 2005. Team Komando Skultan.
Talking about international communication during a game:-) Russian tactics, spanish Ninjastyle, danish confusion!! LOL... Rafael.. una honore grande para nosotros con tu in el equipo. Su primera vez con curling, fuera Espana.MUY BIEN!! Dmitri, Nastya.. Balshoi spasiba! JUAN amigo.. credo que su compleano vas muy especial, no? :-)
Gracias a equipo B 52 Sonique para participar tambien.. y gracias para mucho vino di espaniol a viernes:-)

Thank you to Johannes and kirsten for helping out with hotels for our spanish friends!! And Thank You to our hosts for letting us stay in your house. And I loved team Cowboys and Indians!! You deserved the social price.. again! :-)

JOEL and IAN.. great you joined the banquett. vienes mucho para aqui... muneca? :-) grrrr.. miauuu... LOL..

Garmish Partenkirchen Europeans 2005.

Only 4 days/nights there but hangover and memories for 4 weeks! :-)
There is nothing like getting thrown out of ones appartment due to a "small" roomparty with approx 25 people, from Greece, Germany, Italy, Spain, Denmark, Finland and Austria. might have been more though:-) LOL..

Thanks to danish skip Ulrik Schmidt there was a roof over my head for the remaining 2 nights!

Thanks to everybody who bought a curling calendar and supported a good cause.
I saw many good games there but the best was the big showmatch Calendar girls vs. the male shauvinistic pigs. So entertaining and full of..lets just say.. surprising stones. No need to say we would like to see the girls curl in their calendar outfit next time.:-)

Thanks to the Royal Caledonian Curling Club for hosting a fantastic scottish whisky party wednesday evening.. and thanks to the scottish team for a signed t-shirt and the RCCC original emblem.. Looking forward to the blue jacket Warwick:-)

Banquett night. what can I say.. what a band:-) LOL.... you guys who were there know what I mean. LOL..

it was great meeting so many new people and seeing old friends again.. especially my personal coach mr Ben Wiegers.. dank u well and let opp brumfits..

Garmish your 1 euro bar was perfect.
Pink ladies rule and team priapismus with cowbells around our necks rule too.
Bigtime danke Gar Par.:-)

Hvidovre Cup 6-8 jan. 2006.
Team Don Adams (a.k.a. ben Wiegers)
2nd småsten cup.
Casper, Freddy and coach Ben.. drawing cards for positions in team was a good idea in the end.. Can“t believe I drew the skipcard (ace) again and again..
Nothing like "blue" points when we play with red and yellow stones!:-)
friday to saturday we slept 30 minutes at Caspers new appartment, before our 8 AM game against Norwegians, which we won. Thank U to the norwegian guys for letting me sleep on your hotelroom floor for a few hours before early games sunday again, which we also won, even though Team Don Adams hate morninggames:-)

JÖRGEN ICE.. RIMJOB RULES!! LOL:-)

Made a bet w Thoralf and Jörgen Iceman about semifinalists for mens Olympics. Winner gets a bottle of whisky of each looser and they must drink them together.
Thoralf: CAN, NOR, SWE, FIN.
Jörgen: SUI, CAN, SCO, SWE.
Shuffle: SCO, SWE, GER, CAN.

Adrian Mielke: SCO, SWE, NOR, CAN.
Antonio Mollinedo: SUI, CAN, SCO, SWE.
Andreas Hrubey: SUI,NOR,CAN,SCO
Anton Batugin: CAN, SWE, NOR, SUI.
Eduardo Paz: CAN, SWE, SCO, FIN

If anybody wants to bet with or against us/me, send a mail.:-)
ps.Thoralf changed USA to SWE.

SEEMS LIKE ANTON LOST (1)AND EDUARDO WON(3)
The rest, the so-called experts:-)we all had only 2 correct teams picked.
Congratulations to our spanish Winner!!

March 2006: Kitzbühl Open.
curling in such a nice atmosphere is wonderful. What a great place to go out in the evenings. Thank you to Traudl for organizing it so well, even though the evening game at 22.00 was quiet late:-)
Alex and Family Toth, Danke vielmals for accomodation, driving and jägermeister!I will never forget my introduction to Karinas MoM and DaD. But thats a long story!! and our spanish friends whom we taught to balance a spoon on their nose sin manos!! and ANA.. no its not magic and we are not pulling your leg:-)Edu and Bea.. remember our special banquett dwarf-cartoon moment!:-)PornoSchwerge!!
Eduardo, Beatrice, Ana, Andrew, Speedo, Häääääusiiiii and our hungarian, italian, swiss and other austrian friends. Thanks for a great time!! Missed Stacy there, the rest of Priapismus and Antonio "mi hermano" Molli.. but he had a court appointment in Madrid:-)LOL..ROFL..
Thank you Dominic for sweeping so hard, since speedo couldn“t coz of her back and Alex "Overturn" and Karina "Jägermeister" for helping out a half Priapismus team:-)
Congrats, team Karina Toth, with your sunday morninggame 8-6 victory against us. Winning your last game in the old curlingrink was a present from us to you guys:-) "good excuse eh?"
Looking forward to curl in the new Kitzbühl Curlingrink next year! SERVUS!!

April 9th 2006. Watched the FINAL SCO vs. CAN in Budapest, Hungary, on a big screen in Champs sports bar, wearing my scottish Warwick Smith T-shirt signed by the whole SCO team. Enjoyed cheering with Peter Sardi, Andres and Peter from Budapest CC. Strange feeling to sit and scream and cheer towards a BIG SCREEN, knowing the players can“t hear you:o)) but FUN!

Oberstdorf Mixed 2006.
A historical 18th spot for Priapismus!:ö) if it wouldnt have been for various force majeures and unwanted acts of the curlinggods we even would have been better ranked.

Speedo, Katja Einstein, ishimishi and Joelsky.. what can I say.. WAU::Ö) Thank you all so much for yet another great Priapismus adventure. And welcome to Ishimishi as additional member!:ö) Jolly quick. you made it!!

Andrew, Mark Crafty, Adrian, Camilla, Denise, my Wingman Aron, Lauren, Peter Sardi (for your pasta), Due, thank you all for your visits to our roomparties.

many thanks to following friends:
Pescia, Toth, Nicklas Edin, Sebbe Kraup, Cissi, Ingrid, Agnes, Jannine, Peter Wilson, Jan D, Alex W-icked, Olli, Phillip, Julle, Martina, Christian B, the 2 swiss teams who I spend all saturday afternoon with at the rinkbar talking about Mcdonalds Macstubation :ö), Norwegian teams for your 12 rules while being drunk. Stina and Anna Victorsson and Gin and Tonic.. you guys ROCK!! Toothless Scott you are crazy, but thanks for your advice!!:ö), Margarita CC.. thanks for drinks when they were needed. :-) Thanks to Oberstdorf for great organizing!!

I could go on, but my short term memory is not what it once was, forgive me:ö)

Thoughts went out to those who we missed there. Pink ladies, Jaggers, Stacy, Menardi and all Margaritas.

PRIAPISMUS... quick quicker quickest... jolly hard... grap them in a gayish style.. and if you lose the game then drop your pants on the ice to make the humiliation complete:-)

Cortina 2006.
Priapismus are welcoming SIR SHITALOT aka. DON Josito "the TALENT""Touched by the hand of GOD" Hinojosa and Giorgia EASY de Lotto.
Toghether with Speedo and I we won 4 Pints out of 4 possible. And blessed 4 opponents with 2 points in every game vs. us. Not so bad:-)
Resultet in a honourfull JUMBOspot.

Big thank you to Team Don Jositos Tapas for developing into a real Priapismus team. Antonio e Alberto Menardi.. you are GREAT. Marco bartender you were fantastic to all curlers in the bar. Danyboy from MOLObar. Thank you for good drinks, tshirt and nice times and talks.
Roberto Fassina, Sonja, Massimo, Giorgia "EASY".. thanks for inviting Priapismus for dinner in your curlinghome.:-) Great pasta and pizza!
Thanks to old and new friends....
SIR Andrew, Antonio Mucho Macho Molli Mi hermano, Flimsi, Kubi, Mumsie, Joe, Karina Jagermeister Toth, Alex Overturn, Robin, Pink Ladies Ellen and Leticia and Ana, Gallo George Team, SPASIBA to DIMITRI and all the russians who were there making a great vodka and kaviar party, Jurgen iceman aka. "SIR FROSTALOT" "SIR FOGALOT" "DR Livingstone" Larsen, Lorna, Thomas "SIR DOOALOT" Due.. great time thanks for showing up and being our humble servant and coach for a few days.
We had some drinks honouring the rest of Priapismus who couldnt be there this time. And on Mark Crafty Elland:ö)
The Curlers of the Round Table were born in this year of the 12th sun. I am honoured to have been knighted as SIR "SHUFFALOT"

4th Madrid bonspiel 2006.

With two Priapismus teams attending the same curlingparty as 42 other teams this was already a succes from our point of view.
Easy, Speedo, Joelsky and I in 1 team.(18th place)
Einstein, Izhimishi, Tulip "2lips" and Doctorra in another team. Team 2 made a fantastic 7th place. CONGRATS:-)

Playing/attending Priapismus members in other teams were Karina jägermeister Toth, Molli, Talent and Alex Overturn Bruckmiller.

Priapismus wants to Thank Molli, Rafa, Crafty and The Talent for great organizing and good ice "cubes" in the drinks!:-) And Ishimishi for lots of help all week. MUUAAAK... :-))
Also thanks to Eric "the lighttower" of Holland, for curling with Priapismus while Katja Einstein had a "day off" all friday:-) due to a heavy thursday night:ö)) and Claudio "Player" Pescia for helping us when Giorgia Easy de Lotto had to leave early sunday. (that game we won 18-2 and hereby created the new Prispismus phone number):ö)

And a huge hug and kiss goes to Martina Doctorra Zurlohe, her parents and her dogs Inga and Max, for hosting Priapismus and letting us go crazy at the poolparty. Cant even describe it:-)
Ane H. Hansen.. you are GREAT. Thanks for coming down and party with and even survive priapismus x 2:-).hmmm. Also great to visit Golf open de Madrid in La Moraleja. invited by swedish golfer Jari Sandelin. Mark and I were almost hit by a golfball flying at rocket speed only just past out heads.

WHY DOOOO BIIIIRDS>> suddenly appear.. every..TIME... you are NEAR!??:-) ALL RISE!!

Jeannine "Jane" Locher.. Merci for everything..:-) prepair for your next priapismus adventure. "Team Klingeling". maybe?

Superfox, Joel, Marco, Spanish Kamasutra Team Iparpolo Mixed, Rafael, Oscar and Juan from As De Copas, Andrew, Ana, Josep, Margeaux, Andreas (Orgelbauer)from LUX, Linda, Leslie darling, Toni Stag, Paul, Bob, Letitzia, Flimsi, Fabienne, Lorna, Derrick, ROBIN the thirsty SCOTSMAN, everybody in kilts (or without):ö) .. thanks for great songs while walking Madrid streets at night, Fiona, Lana, Louise (SI SI), SLOANRANGER :ö), Batonio, Kübi (OLD shatterhand) etc.. thanks for unforgettable memories in Madrid. You guys are irresistable and fantastic for any bonspiel.
I am sure I havent even mentioned half of all the people I wanted to! :ö) but Im sure I must have been drinking or singing with them! :ö))
Sorry that is all my Altzheimer light condition allows me to remember so far.
"But I seem to recall Martinas dog Inga, eating Joelskys shoes and after long time search we found the "well-tasting" shoes by the pool some 30 meters away from the basement in the house where Joel had put them.:ö)

SHIT.. we forgot the box of Amstel beers we threw into to pool to cool down. Martina Doctorra.. GO get them before your father finds them:ö) hehe.. SALUTE !!

Budapest Yoppi Open October 2006.

Played in Team Jokers with Peter Sardi, Peter and "Nick" .. Won the Bronzemedal, after drinking the bar dry for Coronitas saturday afternoon, ( Personally I had 18, they counted) almost emptied the banquett party boat for wine and the disco "INSIDE" for vodka redbulls.
Special thanks to Tekla and Peter for accomodation in their "wardrobe) :ö) and all the nice food and capuchinos we had, Christina and her team ICEFLOWERS (Piroscka and I. Menjes), Both Geneve teams, Febee yanik, Agnes and dancingfriend for dances and bringing me home by taxi after disco night untill closingtime, Jyrkki, Petra, Barbera for driving me to the curling club from airport, even though a bit nervous in the traffic:ö) and all hungarians who made this event so special. Ekeshekedre YO Magyar, Kosenum!

From Budapest Peter, Tekla and I drove to Claut EMCC. arrived 17th oct. and quickly found out where to bar was.:Ö)
What a nice Mixed Europeans with SO many friends present. And in the end with the deserved winners, team Tom Brewster (Kim, David, Jackie and Tom) ... SCOTLAND.

Antonio Menardi... THANKS for your help.. you know what I mean.:ö). and great catching up with you again over smoked ham and Proseco!!

Andrew, Ana, Molli, Jose, Ellen, Talent... great spanish party you arranged for Madrid EMCC 2007.
Davido and Sara Zandegiacomo.:ö) (GREAT meeting you again ... VIVA Sara!!! Viva squadra Azurri and congrats with the silver! Sonja and Roberto Fasinna.. cant wait to see your new "pasta and curling appartment" in Cortina!

Team Denmark. Mona, Lisa, Bossen and Kim Sylsvest. aka.. Fissen and FisseLarsen and Mor og Far (mom and dad). I Stopped counting all our Joddling and bagpipe sessions and "Schlagersongs" and trompet moments.. hehehe... SO FUN! OHH SOOOLEEE MIIIOOOO.!!!!:ö))

Anne from Team Finland... thank you for singing so much with us in "kanon" in finnish and danish.!!

Jasmine from Team Austria.. thanks for showcurling with us all.. :ö)

Franco Zumofen.. grazie und danke, dass du die erste Nacht spät aufgestanden bist und mich nachts ins hotel reingelassen hasst,da meine Schlüssel nicht passte! :ö) (thanks for letting me in the hotel late first night as my key didnt fit:ö)))

Team Suisse... you were great to do the LIMBO dance with, HOPE your knee is better again Karnusian... and Carmen.. thanks for our talk :ö)

Finally Molli Hermano.. thanks for all our HEAVYROCK dances... AC/DC forever.. heheehehe...
Madrid EMCC 2007 will be GREAT.. :ö))

Taarnby Cup 2006: We were Team Cavemen and Cavewomen. Charlotte H, Angelina Jensen, Joelsky and Shuffle.
Dressed like stoneage people we took on the challenge not to freeze to death on the ice. A few prematch drinks took away the worst cold :ö))
Amazingly we ended up 3rd overall. And only lost our final vs Savona CC.

Taarnby is great bonspiel for teams who like to dress up in various disguises and themes. For exampel we had, team Cops and Robbers, Scottish looking Queens from Sweden, Team Terrorists who always were on the hunt for a certain Osama, we had 2 intl. margarita teams always making it fun to be around them (Peanut, my coach Ben, Bo K, Naya, Plough, we had team Jaggers represented by Molli, Einstein and Andrew Reed. (thanks guys for having me in your hotelroom both nights (sorry for hugging you to much in our bed Andrew) and especially for a FANTASTIC after banquet party downtown CPH at the Old Scottish Pub.
And ANE Slappy showed up for drinking with Priapismus and friends.. GREAT move Slappy!!:ö)

Taarnby CC rocks and really hosts a bonspiel I look forward to be at next year again.
Thanks to Johannes and Kirsten for always being SOOOO nice and sweet.

I am happy to announce that I joined the Taarnby Curling Club as a member.

Hamburg Hafen 2006.

15th spot with Priapismus. Outstanding result consiering our states of mind after all the partys:-)
Slappy, Tinkerbell, Speedo and I had a BLAST. Played team Floris Van Imhoff twise and lost both:ö) hehehe.. late for first game and down 2 points before game started, lost 7-4. lost second one 4-2.. hehehe.. never played so slow before.. half asleep.. won two other games though.
Slappy earned her name once again. Tinkerbell for sure too.:-)
Mark Tulip, thanks for helping out on the ice while we had to drink in the bar during games.. thats Teamwork!!:-)

Thank you Simone, Sabine, Frau Freisler (Christiane) und Rene, Horst und Barleute, Andrew, Ana, Andreas (Orgelbauer).. always a pleasure! Davido, gallo George, Antonio Menardi, Max.. well done coming in second and still partying. Robin, my scottish friend.. you are GREAT.
KŪBI... grey hair, dirty mind, but still going VERY strong.. I am impressed. lets continue in Basel at your birthday the 14th. Good luck as polish coach:ö)

Menardi.. thank U for helping out with our priapismus Pyramide!

Priapismus will be happy to join again next year. Reperbahn ROCKS.

Priapismus didnt get thrown out of their accomodation this time, but only recieved 3 warnings. 2 from neighbours and 1 from manager:-) so basically an improvement.:-)

ANA.. GREAT, HOT and AMAZING curling calendar you made again! anybody interested... contact me!:ö)

Danish 1. division qualificationgames to Elitedivision 2006/7.

Our team was Casper Bossen, Kim Sylvest, Freddy Frederiksen, shuffle and Coach/fifth Christian Thune.
(A.K.A. Mor, Far, Finansministeren, Lillebror og Thune) (5-0 record).
We won the final 6-5 vs. a very strong playing and good fighting Team Rasmus Stjerne, definately a team with a great future ahead of them.
Due to that win we are actually going to play for a spot at the Worlds 2007... :-)

Basel Europeans 2006!!

WHAT A PARTY;-) Priapismus was presented by:
Speedo, Tinkerbell (kinky tinky), Ishimishi, Slappy, Mr Material, Doctorra, Talent, Molli, Tulip, shuffle, Player and our golden girls jägermeister and Overturn. CO-partied with Jeroem, who parked his beefbus in tunatown:-)

Thanks to Slappy and Tinkerbell for arranging Priapismus appartment and accomodation. Sorry for druling on your floor Slappy:-))

Kübi and John Munro: We drank together everyday! amazing stuff. Good Clean Fun.

GAIL MacMillan Munro: You rock! Thanks for arranging my new sporran etc..ILY.

Andrew Ferguson Smith.. congrats to your appointment as Vice-president of the ECF. Ana.. GREAT HOT curling calendar!!again.. WAU!! hehehe...

Congratulations to all medalwinners and especially to team Italy women who did incredibly well and won the silver medal! GREAT PLAY GIRLS!!

Team Scotland a.o. ... great drinking with you at closing banquett. KILTS are HOT:-) Team SWISS.. congrats with your well deserved gold medal. Ralph Stoeckli.. thanks you for your t-shirt!

Team Greece: You are missed already. You are great guys! See you soon!

Paparazzi.. dont forget to improve your photo equipment for Füssen 2007!!

Ulrik Damm: Dont we just hate our pants? hahha.. Ich würste dich!

We celebrated 72 hours of birthdays in a row.. 14th Kübi, 15th John Munro and 16th Greg Dunn. next year again please!

PINK LADIES are sooo beautiful.. I have never seen anybody so much on TV, just by sitting in the stands during the Mens final than you guys:-)

To both danish teams... thank you for qualifying DEN for next Worlds! After all.. well done and well fought!!

Jürgen Larsen.. I love your stories:o) always great fun seeing you around.

Andreas LUX: GREAT you showed up saturday.. hope you heard we saluted you over the phone for your health.

Team Wales.. thanks for having Molli and I at your banquett table. Did we ever shoot balloons high up in the air?

ALEX + Team France.. you are W-icked:+)hehe.. always a pleasure mes amis:ö)

Brian Gray.. Priapismus All Rise is happy to join Cocktail CC for Riga 07.

Priapismus ALL rise.. you are the BEST. We managed our pyramide again.
GOOD CLEAN FUN!!

NEW YEARS in COPENHAGEN with PRIAPISMUS! Mr Material, Einstein, Speedo, Slappy, Tulip, shuffle, were the members there, Prospects Jeroen, Crafty and Marge also were there. Thanks to Adrian Mielke and Camilla Jensen for cooking for Priapismus and guests. A very special and warm thanks to Slappy for handing over your appartment to all of us for party and sleep in. You truly deserve some slapping soon again:-)) double slappy??

We missed the rest of Priapismus and tried calling as many of you all as possible. We drank on your all!!!!!

Hvidovre Cup 2007:

priapismus Team represented by Slappy, Mr Material, Speedo, shuffle and prospects Marge Old Spice and Regina Vagina.
Made the Quarter final sunday morninggame vs. team Jonas Antonsson SWE. We lost 7-8 after extra end! Not bad considering we didnt sleep all night:-))
It was a great pleasure meeting our norwegian friends Team Camilla Claussen *Fjeldaberne* etc.
We met up saturday night at TCC Junior Challenge Banquett partying with Denise Dupont, Einstein, Crafty, Charlotte, Ellen Pink Lady etc..

We managed to pyramide on the dancefloor (we guys shouldnt have taken our pants off, we apologize for that). After that we played the harmless icecube game, which was misinterpreted by a certain person... I will not go into details here. Can only say it was Good Clean Fun.

I say thank You Taarnby CC for a great party and to Keith Wendorf for showing us the Basketball Gorilla Clip. :-))

The lesson this weekend is... Dont believe everything you hear!!

Danish Championships/Qualification for Edmonton WCC 2007.

After first Round Robin our team is at 2 Wins and 3 losses. People out there.. keep your fingers crossed for our team on the 2nd and 4th feb. at second round Robin please.

Zoetemeer, Hammerheads cup jan. 2007>

Team Dolly pirats, Kübi, Tinkerbell, Slappy and I. Marcel helped out first game! We managed 3 roomparties and missed out on DJ Billy the KLIT.:ö) But what fun we had. Sometimes you can“t make it.... on Jeroen! :ö)) hehe.
Great spiel.. 2LIP and Jeroen and all the Hammerheads did SO well.. thanks!
Ben OPA- Coachie- Wiegers... great to have a beer with you on our 10 year anniversary of when we met first time in Berne Worlds 1997. TIME FLYES!!

Utrecht guys.. COCO, LENNI, etc.. HAHAHAHA:.. more strippoker please. great to see somebody is challenging Priapismus in drinking beers.. Dont forget to let your pants down in public more often!! hehehe..

Margarita Hamburg, TS, Simone, Christiane and GUS v Imhoff. Thanks for a great game of curling and many laughs again.. GUS.. how the F... did you know I was in the NH hotel bar thursday night when you most suprisingly called me over hotel phone and I had to go behind the bar and talk to you instead of sitting in front of the bar and drink:ö))???? FUN.

We were 5 Priapismus members there and stil we managed some Pyramides with help from other friends... :ö) Pants on and pants off.. pyramides.. lying down pyramides.. well... GOOD CLEAN FUN.:ö)) This is one bonspiel Id like to visit again in 2008!! :ö)
Kinky Tinky, Ice Kübi, Happy Slappy, 2Lip, Jeroen Garnesh... Thank you for a wonderful and good clean fun time!!

Danish Championships/Qualification for Edmonton WCC 2007. 2nd round robin. After this weekend we ended up 5 Won and 5 Lost all in all. The 2 loses this weekend was vs. the 2 teams who made the final. Both games lost on last stone, last end and our team w. the hammer both times.... You can say, we werent good enough to close the deal or that we were damned unlucky, either way we only play for bronze on saturday 17th feb.:-( anyway.. good luck to the team that makes it to Edmonton!

Sat 17th.. We lost the bronzegame 5-4 to Team Tommy Stjerne, on last stone in 10th end again. I can assure everyone that the liter of smirnoff vodka we shared after the game was perfect for drowning all memories after 3 straight losses in 10th end on last stone.:Ö) Thanks to Jörgen Iceman Larsen for accomodation that night.. I had no chance in hell to make it home in my condition!! Yes Yes... Curling is and stays fun. Win or lose!

March 2007. ZUG bonspiel in Suisse.

Team Limmathaler Randbisser, Mario, Valerie, Tinkerbell and I.
60th position:-) hehehe.. but whats more important.. being with good friends and have a great time, when you need it the most. This bonspiel was like medicin to me. Thank you team for a fun and great time. And a HUGE BIG Merci to family Locher for excellent "Gastfreundschaft". One almost feels like part of the family:-)

Claudio "Player" Pescia.. always a enourmous pleasure to meet you.
Patrick Hürlimann.. Congrats with your victory!
St.Gallen Bären CC. You are great fun.
Fabienne... beautiful as ever, Rindli... great night out saturday, Davide and Gianpaulo Zandegiacomo and Staffas.. Great sharing champagne with you at banquett:-)

All in all a bonspiel that was fun due to the friends we met there and good ice. But imagine dear fellow-curlers.. I, shuffle 37 years old... was one of the youngest there:-) hehehe.. I dragged down the average age of the participants! I rest my case! :-)

Bottomline.. When life isn“t going well, curling and friends truly are like medicin! Never take these things for granted, but appreciate them everytime! I feel priviliged being a fellow-curler!

Oberstdorf Mixed 2007!
OverDose Mixed 2007:-)

Priapismus team: Speedo, Tinky, Mr Material and I. Thank you guys for fullfilling our common goal NOT to have a early sunday morning game!

Let me congratulate our new beautiful and talented Priapismus members:
Denise aka Silvefox
Camilla aka Flipper (Flip-Her-Over)
Jeroen aka Ganesh.
Leticia aka Curly
secret member aka Kitty
Thomas Due aka Magic (fingers hehehe)
Marge aka Old Spice.

Priapismus appartment was GREAT. The Police was only visiting us once this year:-). We got away with a warning. Speedo.., sorry for snoring SO much :-)
Apart from these few hours or rest, I guess the only sleep we got those 5 days was on the ice during the games:ö) sleeping with eyes open!

Niklas Edin.. dadadadada.. chrap chrap.. chrap chrap.. Simpson in space eating potatochips. hehehe... so funny.. And I paddled down the ice for you Niklas:ö)

Thanks to all the people I met and talked to and also those I tried to meet and talk to through my foggy cloud of vodka redbull booze!:ö)
Whatever I said.. I probably meant it:ö) hehehe..

Jan and Tony from Chamonix... what the hell was in that home brewed bottle of booze (apart from leafs) that we drank out of Jägermeisters bellybottom saturday afternoon? :ö)

Thanks to the great team from Lugano we played against friday afternoon, for joining our Priapismus party in the evening!

So much happened that I dont know what to tell and what not to.. the question is, I guess... what do I remember?:ö) well.. lots of laughing on and off the ice.. and THANKS to all priapismus members for making the infamous Priapismus pyramid (Pria-mid) And those of you who joined in and sang Robbie Williams > Angels :-) at the banquett. ALWAYS amazing moment!!

Bernice... give my BEST wishes to Ian back in Calgary..:ö)

Einstein and speedo.. I am still impressed how you walked home The Talent on sunday morning from the Weinklause.

Brown curling clan from USA.. great meeting you again.. :ö) never forget.. my motto: FRIENDS WHO CARE... SHARE!!

Cortina summerspiel june 2007. Italy.

AAAALLLTeam Priapismus: shuffle, speedo, Winnie the Pooh, Easy.. assisted by Menardifico, Miss May and Ana Arce.

First of all: Welcome to our 3 new members in Priapismus.
Antonio Menardi : Menardifico
Fabienne Fürbringer : Miss May
Jacqueline Greiner : Winnie the Pooh.

It took an 8am morninggame to end the Priapismus winningstreek. Unbeaten but without any sleep the priapismus went directly on the ice.. saturday morning. We won the Pints:-)) In the finals we were beaten in a close game vs. England. so guess we ended up 10th.

Jacuzzi parties, roomparties, teamlove, funny ones, saunas, initiations in wellness area, Molobar, L and P bar.. when Priapismus came .. a bit late due to own roomparty.. hehe.. it was last round... Winnie the Pooh shouts out... NNOOOOOOO.... give me 10 big vodka redbull ... NOW!! :-) lol.. she safed our evening.. hehe..

Lorna and boyfriend were lost in the mountains... but found again..!!

Thomas Due / Magics sponsor friends from Norway came to their first curling experience ever.. and did we ever had fun with them:-) hmm.. hehe.. GREAT people.. and they can drinkalot!!

Cortina did a Magnificent effort again and the bar area was simply FANTASTICO! and the ice great. thanks to Jürgen iceman Larsen and Kevin "Ferby" hehehe.. damn perfect Randy lookalike!:-)

Thanks to Jane Clark and Lana Watson for helping me taping my foot in after my first Robbie Williams injury. Fell down a chair while shouting AANNGEELLSS instaed at banquett night.

Great talking to you Andreas LUX. You know where to find me:-) love you!!

Priapismus were together at ONE table at banquett.. Easy, speedo and girlfriend Runaway, Winnie Pooh, Miss May, Jägermeister, Molli, Overturn, Magic and I. We did the aaaalll riiiise to all members not present! :-)

Sonja, Fassina, Max... great smoking the funny one with you guys and Priapismus sunday night in ONE bed. SOOO much love.. and Sonja.. mille grazie for the face and headmassage in your car.. I was sleeping FAST! power nap for 10 minutes untill Easy came waking me up and putting me back in the curlingbar.:-)
We hated our pants many times and various places and made the Priamid sunday.

Thanks for letting my alter ego come out down there.. "Pricilla...QUEEN OF THE DESERT" came out of the closet.. litterally speaking.. dressed in various dresses, Brahs and G strings.. hehehe... damn sexy:-) She also dressed like a mummy later on.. wrapped in Toiletpaper.. crazy woman:-)

It was a lovefilled bonspiel where feelings and friendship were in the center of all happenings.. :-) Mille gracie a Cortina e arriverci al 2008.

ONDULAT CUP/RIGA TOUR 2007:
I lost my latvian virginity now!

Priapismus thanks Cocktail CC for great times in Riga and Jelgava. This is for sure the beginning and contination of beautiful friendships between Cocktail CC and Priapismus CC.

Riga by night.. hehehe.. Martini bar with tabledancing, Casablanca bar, ESSENTIAL and Pink room.:-) wearing my kilt. hehe.. many working girls around. hehe..:-) But when I tell them to pay ME instead, (half now half later) they seem to lose interest:-) hahaha..
Sorry to all the people I called from Jelgava while being drunk beyond limits. I hope however you enjoyed our singing and Motivation speeches. hehe..

Life is a game of inches.. so is curling.. one half an inch to slow.. you dont quiet make it. One inch too fast and you dont quiet succeed.
BUT in THIS team we fight for that inch. We tare anything and everybody around us.. into PIECES for that inch. Because we know.. when we add up all those inches ... they make the difference between life and death... between winning or loosing! Thats curling my friends.. thats all it is!

Fantastic to meet new people, see a new icerink, drink new beers, etc etc. as Josito would say.. I LOVE THIS GAME!

Andrew, Crafty, Flipper, Talent, Captain Bill (skål BB), Graeme, Rod, Brian, Roger, John, Daina, Sveta Filchakova, Dace Munca, Jyrkki, Markus Fisher Ieva, Olle, Karlis, Maja, dutch guys, estonian friends, finnish teams, Latvian Teams. Thank you all for great funny moments!

Especially the scottish linedance we all performed in our kilts saturday night outside after the amazing fireworks.

PS: what part of your body can you use to pick up a cork from a bottle IF you cant pick up that cork in the gazebo bar with your mouth?

Riga is a MUST COME BACK NEXT YEAR! :-)

DANISH MIXED CHAMPIONSHIPS 2007:
September 15th and 16th in Tårnby: Danish Mixed silver medallist with team Priapismus. Slappy, Silverfox, Mr. Material and humble me..:-)
Lost the final 9-8 vs: team M. Dupont after extra end. But we will represent Denmark at EMCC in Madrid 2007:-)

HEY. cant wait to get drunk with priapismus at the 5th. Madrid bonspiel first:-)) hehehe..PRIAMIDS FOREVER:.

2007 5th. Madrid bonspiel was again a milestone for partys and curling. Cant say enough how great everything was planned and done. LOVED the parties. thanks to speedo, easy and mr material for a great teamspirit. 2 wins and 2 losses. but always having FUN. Also, always great to see so many Priapismus gathered. Great to meet to scottish bunch of curlers who really were fantastic at partying.

Initiated Crafty and Icekübi in Priapismus at bonspiel-banquett.

EMCC (European Mixed Curling Championships in Madrid, Spain 2007.

Silvermedalist with the danish mixed team. Mona Sylvest, Camilla "Flipper" Jensen, Joel "Mr Material" Ostrowski.
What an achievement! After a while, when the disappointment from loosing a VERY close final has gone, we will all be proud of what we did in Madrid at the EMCC. It was a pleasure and privilige to curl out for Denmark with you guys.
A BIG thank you to Josito who organised the best EMCC ever and to Ishimishi who did SOO much for everyone too.
And to all participating teams and countries... It was outstanding, great and fun to meet you all. Hope to see many of you again in EMCC 2008 in Kitzbühl, Austria.
ps: thanks to all Priapismus members for the nice erotic presents (Pria-cups)to Joel and me, at the Banquett afterparty at the Liberata bar :-)Its truly all about STANDING UP for eachother!

Helsingborg Open 2007 Sweden)

Played with Team Bambi from Taarnby CC. Partied all friday and saturday in the swedish forests:-) Ended up on 5th.place. Our Poker night was amazing. My poker face is "perfect" after 14 whiskys.. hehe..:o)

Taarnby Cup 2007:

WINNER :-) Team Priapismus Doctors and Nurses. Thank you Flipper, Silverfox, Joelsky and guestdoctor "Oliver Dupont" for a very well played bonspiel. How did we achieve that?:-)
We also won the dressing up competition.:o)

Hamburg Hafen 2007:
Team Priapismus shuffle. Using spanish tactics we won 2 games and lost 2.:-)
Thanks to Molli, Miss May, Speedo and Runaway for a fantastic FUN bonspiel. reperbahn by night was amazing all 3 nights:-) did we ever have a drink or two? hehe... Robin.. GREAT seeing you again.. 25 kilos lighter!:-)
Malte.. Thanks for helping me, not falling saturday night at Astra Bar.:-)

Andreas and Flimsi.. Great seeing you again.. looked like you really enjoyed being out again..:0)

Kübi.. the only Priapismus member who made the finals this time.. :-)

Hamburg.. Pulverfass :-))MUST come back next year:-)

Europeans in Füssen 2007:
Wau.. hehehe.. Priapismus appartment with ganesh, miss may, winnie the pooh, speedo (Sandra Wernli as gueststar)and humble drunk me..:-) what great week.. soo much party in PartyZone and Moskitobar.. I could tell many stories again, but choose not to..well.. highlights..:
1.Ganesh birthday party.. 5 liter sweet dark beers in moskitobar and me acting DJ and bartender for curlers ..hehe..
2.Thomas Dufour as guest at Priapismus-appartment one night. We called a tribute to Mr Material:-) So drunk we all fell asleep and Dufour had to jump out our balcony to get out, coz all our doors somehow were locked from outside:-) SOO strange by the way...:o)
3.Michel and Angies visit to the Pria-partment.. we served cooked ravioli in eggcups.. one by one..drank and danced.
4. smoking funny ones and climbing walls.. teamsleeping and teamlove..
5. Miss Mays handsigns while explaining her locked or closed blue or red drawer-theory on a crazy trip.
6. curling on the sheet in the PartyZone with an Australian family I met on the train on my way there. Thanks to all the teams who signed the kids (Conor and Callan) book and gave them pins.. We all made 4 new curlingfriends in Australia here for sure:-))Crafty.. Thanks for joining in an helping me teaching them curling!
7.Happy looser party and the building of the infamous PRIA-MIDE, with Rios as guest. The gathering of the Foundermembers of Priapismus :o) crazy party all night..even met Marianne Neeleman, Marks sister.:-) Groetjes!!
8.friday nights party.. WAU.. took off T shirt and danced insomnial techno with Speedo and polish girls for hours.. hehe.. We started the Robbie Williams - Feel WAWE.. didnt we ALL just FEEL it?? Andrew, BIGBIRD, did!
9.WE had a BIG cheers and thougts on all Priapismus members who could not be with us this time:-) Now THAT moment was full of emotions and love!
10. having Gluewine with my 2 Kochanies everday:-)gave blue teeth:-)
11.driving around with Ganesh on a boxtrolley. His foot was in a cast so he needed tranportation.. haha...dumbed him off in the gluewine bar where he landed as if shitfaced drunk, but still ONE finger up ready to order next drink..:-) Thats style!
12. Brian Gray and I explaining to Magic Due in Moskito bar, about the Berne Worlds 1997 tour and our near death, hit by a tram on a bike with hanger we had stolen, experience:o)Using tequillas as the tram and a candle light as the headlight of the tram.. Brian constantly reminding me how my faceual expression looked like and what he thought was the last thing HE would ever see alķve :-) haha...
13.Spanish silvermedal in B group:-) welcome to Group A, Spain :-))) VAMOS.
14.Norwegian, Magic Due, Silver for Priapismus too. So 2 pria-medals all in all. And 5 Priapismus silvermedals this season so far! RESPECT!!
15.Closing banquett party.. LIQUIDO..Narcotic, Oberstdorf song.. thanks everybody for joing in and jumping with me! and Thanks to you all for joining the BIG Robbie Williams Circle for OUR Angel moment! WAUU.. so much love.. great.
16.Jan Ducroz and Thomas Dufour falling with their backs into the waterfountain, while sitting and almost sleeping on the edge of it:-) HAHAHA.. Thomas“ face expression when reallizing.. "SHIT Im falling" hahah..classic moment..

Last but not least: So much fantastic great curling and soooo many dedicated fans.. especially the BARMY ARMY from our goldmedal winning SCOTLAND! Thank you for SO many great laughs and your "underwear letter trick" TOP CLASS ACT.:-) Gail and John Munro..always a pleasure. David Murdoch.. thanks for talks, drinks and shirt.
Last but not least.. Helle Simonsen "crazy dance" around Peja Lindholm at the banquett:-) It made every man in 10m2 turn his head a look.

Half way through the season: see you all out there on the ice and in the bars somewhere:-) Most proberly wearing curling outfit BUT sitting in the bar.. :O)

NEW YEARS party in Copenhagen with Priapismus members and other curlingfriends. We went to a U2 Die Herren concert, to various bars, into Tivoli and even more clubs.

HCC cup in Copenhagen 4-6 january.
Team Priapismus shuffle consisting of Mr. Material, Flipper, Angelina and humble me. After loosing our first match we came back (with help from our "triple tee pot action tactics") and won all the rest. Ending up winning the "småsten cup" final. Not bad considering our condition after saturday night party.
It was GREAT to meet the Gothenburg ladies team :-)
Iceman Jürgen Larsen falling asleep at the dinner table at the banquett saturday night ;o) FUN moment...

Bratislava/1st.Dolny Kübin cup 17-20 january.(3 hours away from Bratislava:)
Team Priapismus shuffle: 8th. ranking.
Miss May, Winnie the Pooh, Lidia and I.
GREAT and different parties every night. First day Pooh, miss May and I had to drive 3 hours with 5 other slovaks by car to Dolny Kübin. We drank a liter of absolute vodka on the way already. Standards were set for this vodka weekend. OMG.. hehehe.. everyting was sooo cheap there. 80 cents for half liter of draft beer:o) impossible to spend your money.:-)
We did big Priamide with Overturn, Fendt and Florian and others.
We did "who“s your daddy spanking" on the table at the banquett:-) locals forced us to sing smth. from our country so we did some spanking while singing.
Wellness/sauna time was NIICE..:-) Andrew, Radek, Tierry, Jyrkki, Magda, Jasmin.. great seeing you all again. And Jyrkki (human beatbox): hope you enjoyed our phonecall to David Murdough at midnight:-) hehe.:o))
Florian: 7-1 for you in our alternative-sports-competition :o)

Pooh and Miss May; Perfect last night in Vienna NH hotel. Roomservice and relaxation: Hallooo erstmal.. hehe...

Hammerhead Trophy in Zoetemeer, Holland 13-16 march.
Hip Hip Hurraaa for my great "highflying" team Priapismus: Speedo, Doctorra, Floris(pornking) and I. We made the final:-) it was our third game of the day and we were TIRED in the final. If only we hadn“t partied all saturday-night and slept 1,5 hours only then maybe we would have won.ANYWAY.. I“d do it again.. I hope I never learn. hehe..
We marked a milestone..2 Priapismus teams played eachother. in was a stunning 9-2 win for 2lip, Ganesh, Tinky and Easy against us. their tactics surprised us. First 3 rocks in first end went through the house and then they still scored a 4. :-) way to go. hahaha..
So much fun we had with the Lenni and Coco group. Charlotte and Marianne too and Kenny, Fiona, Eric "Svensson" and Andy. GOOOD clean fun.. never will I make a bet with Fiona again. Lost it and had to play in boxershorts in first end. Cold and .. well.. FUN. hehe..
Ben Wiegers was a great chief umpire, who wrote the rules himself:-)
This is a fantastic and cool bonspiel and I hope to see many more curlers here next year. This will be the biggest spiel in Holland, I predict!!
Floris: SOO good you showed up! Thanks.

Edinburgh 20-24th march.
Played with team Bambi. Per, Bjarne and Henning. What a great fun time at the big Gathering at Murrayfield icerink. Came away with a 4-3 streak.
Playing against various scottish and international teams, we had the luck to win our 2nd group and even get a NICE price. AND some curling whisky from the icemakers. The young dudes!
Thanks to Ken (the photographer) for some fantastic photos.
Fun to swop clothes with Manu from Spain at the hotelbar behind the curtains:-)
Great to dance in kilts at the "Keighlee" to Loch Lommond. WAU!!
Loved all the bagpipes..even tried to play one in the curlingclub, but ... only a weeeh sound came out.. funny when the crowd shouted "YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BLOW...NOT SUCK" :o))
Maija, Ana, Big Bird Andrew, Brian Gray, Titanic, Dede, Swiss Marcus, all spanish friends, our hosts and all the Helsingborg swedes.. thank you for a fantastic traditional Gathering.
Brian Gray.. I hope I was a good exorscist and got all evil devels casted OUT of you with the hotellamp:-) haha...
finally.. Whisky IS not alcohol, it“s medicin and therefore perfect against hangovers!!
Talent.. did we talk on the phone one night about your danish girls in Madrid? hahaha.. hope I could help U:-)

Silkeborg Kingo Cup 11-13 april 2008.
6th place with 3-1-1 record.
Team Plusque Minusque; Angelina Jensen, Charlotte Hedegaard, Marianne Neelemann and I.
Mariannes first bonspiel ever. Well played miss M. Thanks for joining our team.
Priapismus members attending were:Miss May, Winnie The Pooh, Ganesh, Tulip, Flipper, Slappy and I.
Thanks to Bo and Naja for organizing a fantastic bonspiel and doing so much for all to feel great.
James McWomble.. thank you for the lapdance you gave me after my striptease session on the dancefloor:-) Robin, Stucki, Graham, Jane, Corie, Ben "Ugly", Allan Plough, Jųrgen Iceman Larsen,Flimsi,Lenni and friends... GREAT having fun with you all.
SO nice also meeting my hungarian friends from Budapest. Always a pleasure.
We introduced the first ever "flat Priamide".. in the very tiny and small topcompartment of the wodden cabin. It was sooo fun until Robin farted.. nobody could move or get out or down:o) NOT fair Robin. hahahaha...
We celebrated Molli“s spanish championship on the sunday night at english pub in CPH.
I missed seing Andreas LUX. there. Had a couple of drinks on you Andreas:o)

I beat Graham in floor shuffleboard in straight sets. leading now 2-1 in total games.. Next round will be in Oberstdorf.:o))

Oberstdorf Mixed 2008:-)
One of the best Mixed ever :o) holy shit.. hahaha.. all I can say is:
DUUUUUCK!!!! and AAAAALLLL RIIIISSE Priapismus.. what a BIIIG Pyramide we did on stage at the banquett night:-) Thank you all for participating.
Speedo and Little boy you were GREAT in our team. Winie Pooh.. thank you for helping out in our team.
Bompi guys and girls... YOU ROCK!! congrats with your victory:-)
DUUUCK!!! German radio and Team-peeing!! is too fun.
Liquido - Narcotic again made a HUGE impact on the parties. WAUUU!
I jumped through a basketball basket.... 3 times:o)
I love czech people.:-) SO nice to party with you.
Team DUUUCK team-rape for Odorf 2009. Niklas Edin, Lotta, Sara and I. :o)
What the Duck is going on here:-) Duck the fu.. up... or we will duck you down from the table.. hehehe.. damn what a fantastic saturday afternoon on the terassa of icerink.
Thank you to Florian the waiter for finding my lost mobil phone again.:-) or to put it into your words to us.. "SSSCCHHHH... es gibt hier auch NORMALE Gäste" hahahaha..
Rock Rockers ... you Duck..ehh.. Rock:)

Priapismus: Thank you for liking my speach at our friday night Priapismus party! It took me 10 minutes and a funny one to write it:o))

Prague, Savona cup 08:
Team Duck U later.
Karolina, Sune, Katka and I. We ducked all weekend:-) and ended up 7th. Not bad considering the biig parties we attended.. I learned the meaning of the term to FALL asleep... hehe.. don“t know how many times i fell saturday night. anyHO... DUCK you very much dear team for taking care of me when I was all but able to myself:-)
Schabernack.(schaberducks). You guys ROCK. thanks for GREAT moments on and off the ice.
The infamous DUCKtionary was born.:o)
Andy and Jane.. Thanks for long and helpful talks.( love you guys)
To all who attended the saturday basement disco party.. PROSIM/Thanks for forming the big Robbie Williams FEEL circle.. what a moment we all had!
DUUCK!!! hehehehe..We were ducked up!
sir duckalot signing off.. ciao..:-)
ps; Priapismus was represented by Ice Kübi and I.(Sir DUCKalot)

Cortina d“ampezzo summer spiel/Italy 25th to 30th june. 2008.

Team Priapismus 1.
Speedo, Lady Light (Sveta) me and respectively Winnie Pooh and Shugi.
Priapismus 2 won the bonspiel:-)
Winnie, Shugi, Stefan and Miss May!!
CONGRATULATIONS !! hehe..
Player“s (Pescia“s) team came 2nd.
He won a Ferrari..2nd price only.:-)

Amazingly but not surprisingly we partied every single day and night.
Jacuzziparty was fantastic.
Sauna fun too. Speedo“s "funny ones" gave us many laughs.
Easy was there every evening to drink with us. THANKS FOR JOINING EASYBABY and congrats on your marriage with Massimo.
Alberto and Antonio Menardi. MILLE GRACIE for your hospitality. second to non. always a pleasure in your hotel:-)

Had lots of fun with our Czech SI SI friends. hehehe.. kissing tits everytime somebody said SI SI.. obviously means "yes" in Italian but "TITS" in russian so gave Priapismus a reason to go dirty:-))

Great fun meeting Simone, Sabine, Sina, Andreas, Jürgen Larsen, Kevin Ferby, Roberto Fassina, Sonia, SIr Atelaot, Jane, Nigel, James x 2, Lorna, Giorgia, Laura bella, Mario Polese, Andrew "big bird" and Ana "flasher", Markus Fisher, margaret, Superfox, silke häxli Hermann, the famous 2 carabinieri Military policemen who arrested me for dropping my pants in the bar:-)
SPECIAL gracie to our team/club mascot..Sveta“s dog TORI. for supporting us and for looking like me with his beard:-)
A beard I had untill Slappy shaved if off while I was sleeping:-) HAHA...:-)

BIG thanks to the organizers and the fantastic BAR crew for keeping your guests soo soo HAPPY. day and night.

Last thing: This was Svetlana“s introduction bonspiel to Priapismus. Lady Light was born.:-)

Ondulat cup, Jelgava, Riga. 23rd to 27th july.
Team Cocktail International:
Brian "coach" Gray, Irena K. Titanic (KA) and humble me.. beercoach Einstein.
After 2 days of 24/7 partying in Riga nightlife we had another 2 nights in Jelgava at Ondulat cup. SUCH a FUN tournament. Lots of laughs and sunshine. Priapismus was represented by: Einstein, Molli, me, Slappy, Flipper, Lady Light, Welpje, Talent and Crafty and secret member big bird:)

Our team cocktail international ended up 4th or 5th.. after a "dramatic" game of "opposite curling" vs. team SCANDAL in the finals: what a memorable game. right was left, slow was hard, No was Yes, Yellow was blue, outhand means inhand, no takeouts allowed, bad shot is a good shot, sweeping only allowed BEHIND stones but touching is ok... hehehe.. after 2 ends and score was 2-1 for Scandal we agreed on a draw of 4-4 and 4 ends each. Shaking hands and off to the sun for drinks:-)
I lost my remaining beard in Jelgava. The infamous scissor sisters, Svetlana Lady Light and Ane Slappy Dyson shaved me at the party friday night:-) hehe..

Had a BOOM BOOM BUSH experience at 7AM in Riga town, jumping on trambolins with Dominic, Andreas, Florian and Fendti from Austria:-) jumping between trambolins hurting ribs and backs. This all sounds like a deca vu!:-)

I was very impressed with team RESPECT from Latvia. They have improved ALOT!

The stripper saturday night was...hmm.. HOOOT...:-)) and loved our kilts.. hehehe..

Finally thanks to Ansis and all Latvian curlers for this amazing tournament. Always a pleasure being a part of this CURLINGPARTY. C U 2009:o))

Next stop VI Madrid bonspiel 10th to 15th september.

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PROUD member of the Margarita curling Club since 1997 at the Worlds in Berne (SWI). WHAT TIME IS IT??
PROUD member of the INT.TURTLE CLUB. Joined into by Mr. Don Garside at the WCC “97 in Berne.
PROUD member of the wondercurltastic PONDHOPPERS CLUB since WCC “96 Hamilton.
As Director of Hospitality that year, Mr. Don Garside hosted what was my 1st. exposure to this World Wide Friendshipclub;-) WHAT A PARTY!!!;-)
Recieved my 5th Worlds attendance diploma in Winnipeg 2003, but unfortunately i have misplaced it :ö(

Co-founder/President of Team Priapismus in May 2005. The club where good looks or curlingskills grants you a spot on our team and in our Club:-)

Co-founder of the curlers of the ROUND table in Cortina summer 2006. aka. Sir Shuffalot.

Proud member of the Roberto Fassina Curling School (FCS) in Basel 2006. *from Cortina to the World*

A SPECIAL "THANKYOU" GOES OUT TO MY COACH IN LIFE AND CURLING, MR. BEN WIEGERS, WITHOUT WHOM I“D NEVER BE CURLING TODAY ;-)
PS: Life is what happens when you plan for something else!!!